Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
"To be on the wire is life. The rest... is waiting."
"Take off with us
Take off with us
We're warmin' up so
We're warmin' up
NY to LA
Going all the way
Won't you climb aboard
You'll ride as smooth as glass
Glass
Meet our friendly, eager crew
They only live to service you
Service, service, service you
This flight, this flight comes complete
With your choice of seat
And any seat you grab will be first class
Up there, where the clouds are pillowy
You're as close to heaven
as you'll ever be
Lean back, relax
Here come the snacks
Drop your diet, have a fall
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop with one
Try 'em all
Try 'em all
The music's ready to begin
Take out your headset, plug it in
What's your answer, chum?
Are you gonna come?
On the coolest, hottest
Coolest, hottest
Coolest, hottest trip that's ever been
Lean back, relax"
-Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's not exactly over yet. Murray?
- Smoke, smoke. Smoke... Smoke...
-The lights go down and a light comes up over there.
"Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.
Take off with us
Flying not only coast to coast...
...but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.
Take off with us
Let us all get to know one another.
Remember, we can take you anywhere."
- They're taking their clothes off.
- Mm-hm.
"Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.
- My name is Sam.
- My name is Otto.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- Gary.
- John."
- Uh-oh. I think we just lost the family audience.
- My name is Candace.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- My name is Danny.
- My name is Autumn.
- My name's Sandahl.
- My name is John.
- My name is Gary.
And don't forget about
our group fun, fun, fun plan.
-Now Sinatra will never record it.
Then an actor comes out
from the side of the stage and says...
- "Not once, during any of our flights..."
- Goodbye.
- See you around.
- Hope to see you again real soon.
"...of any real human communication".
- Well, uh...
- Goodbye.
"Our motto is: we take you
everywhere, but get you nowhere".
Boy, I hate to hurt his feelings, but we can't have that on a stage.
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers"
ALL THAT JAZZ di Bob Fosse (1979)